What`s a man
Explaining the rules that govern the masculinity of What is a man. Given the importance of this question, we thought it would be beneficial to get a second opinion and asked some of the funniest women in the country.
Here's what they had to say.
A man is someone who will not stand for a gentle high-five. When faced with a flimsy-five, he must repeat the action again and again until he is satisfied with the strength, loudness, and redness caused by the forceful vertical meeting of two hands.
A man can do nothing but fumble and cower in the formidable shadow of his arch-nemesis, "The Bra."
A man is someone who has five or fewer friends, and can only say five or fewer words to each friend at a time, resulting in a maximum of 5x5x4=100 words exchanged amongst a group of men in any given social situation.
A man secretly believes he could win the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest -- if only he just trained hard.
A man considers making nachos an art form.
A man thinks you are "crazy." If you call him more often than he likes, you are crazy. If you don't return his phone calls as often as he'd like, you are being unreasonable. If you move on quickly after your breakup with him, you're being irrational. If you mourn for a while and stay single, you're both crazy and still obsessed with him.
A man is unapologetic, unless he knows you are mad at him, in which case, he is busy.
A man, someone who, at some point, will sport a handlebar mustache or secretly wish he could.
A man goes through toilet paper at a surprisingly slow rate.
A man, someone who does not concern himself much with styling products geared to specific weather conditions.
A man is like a disco night at the bowling alley: fun or just depressing? It's a matter of perspective.
Men have crazy-extensive DVD collections and use store-brand dandruff shampoo, even if they don't have dandruff.
A man should never outshine his date at karaoke.
Real men cry. But not just about sports. In fact, not at all about sports.
A man is strong. A man is fierce. My ex is a man.
A man does not date a girl who's 25 years younger than he is. But my ex-husband does.
